These Are a Few Of My Favorite Things

Guys I'm feeling a bit better since the Jazz manhandled the Spurs the other day. I'm not satisfied by any means, but like Deron, my mood is a little lighter and I feel like singing. Since I'm not a song writer I just took another song and bent it to my jolly will. If you don't know already these new and improved lyrics go to the song "Favorite Things" from the musical the Sound of Music.

Trey balls by Memo and sick D-Will handles
His floater, his dishes, CP3 can’t hold a candle
AK’s bad hairdos and the F bombs Sloan sings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the refs suck
When the Lakers win
When I’m effing mad
I think of a few of my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

Dwight Freeney’s spin move and Bob Sanders’ blitzes
Hit Brady so hard, give him 48 stitches
Peyton to Reggie, another victory it brings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the refs blow
When the Pats win
When I’m effing mad
I think of a few of my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

Sporting my jersey, the game on the tube
Cheerleaders in short shorts and shaking their…pom poms
The Jazz, Colts and Cougars all play my heartstrings
These are a few of my favorite things

When seasons over
When the game ends
When I’m feeling sad
I think of a few of my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.